I was speaking in Maryland for a Veterans Day function this week, and some young buck wants an autograph. He had rods through his eyebrows, a ring in his nose, and two rings in his lip. Are you goddamn serious?
It's like his head was a magnet and this crap just attached itself to his face. I threw a handful of change at his head. Didn't stick.
These are my office supplies. Are they gonna go on your face, too?
And let's lose the spacers in the ears.
Do you take the spacers out and let mice jump through your giant lobe-holes like their goddamn hoops? Sweet Christ, is this the "Ed Sullivan Show?" Whose on after you, the Beatles?
Have a good week at school.
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