Ladies, can we talk? Your pants are really starting to piss me off.
They’re too damn tight and too damn low. What do they call it . . . coin slot? Jesus! Where are you learning this? It’s that Katy Perry, isn’t it? Or those burnt out Pussycat Dolls. Talk about your low-rent districts.
You need to start looking up to someone else. That mom from the “Gilmore Girls” has a good look. Beyonce seems to keep it classy.
And then there’s sweet, sweet Nancy Pelosi.
Hey, say what you will about her politicking, but the woman can dress. Nancy, if I liked Italians at all, I’d swoop in on you with some Dean Martin albums and cheap wine . . . and you’d like it. ;)
My point is this, girls: You gotta lot of time to tart it up when you’re older. In the privacy of your own home. With your husband or life partner – whatever works for you. (Except for that polygamy crap. That’s just weird.)
Now fellas, I’m gonna give you the straight dope about something really important next Sunday.
Have a good week at school!
Can I get a fist pump for Sister Wives? Anyone? Anyone?
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